dreams.

i had a dream last night that there were a bajillion new stores in radcliff. and by a bajillion, i mean like a new district of radcliff. i was in this new district with my family, and as we were walking though a new store my mom started pulling leaves off a plant and putting them in her purse. of course i was like 'wtf?', and she explained that she was getting them for my uncle (to smoke, of course).

so, part of this new district was like a college town. we pass a big group of college students with their professor, and mom walks up to them and asks to buy some pot off them. the college professor actually gets the students to sell, so then mom has a big purse-ful of pot.

at this time, we notice that this college campus is crawling with security and we don't want to look like we just bought a bunch of pot, so we chatted with the college students for a minute and went about shopping again. we stop to eat at a restaurant and a security guy has been following us and is on the floor looking under tables for mom's purse. so i grab the purse (along with my purse, halfway through this chase i realize i should have only taken moms) and try to escape with it. not because i cared about the pot, but because mom had already paid for it (dream logic, go fig).

so i'm half-jogging through this college town trying not to look like i'm on the run with pot, i lose the security guy but decide mom's just gonna have to lose money on this deal because i am not going to jail. i run in a parking lot and hide the pot under a car, then get in our van just as my family arrives and we all escape.

the end.

peace.