today, as many (just so you know, every time i go to type 'many' i type 'mandy' and then have to correct it. thanks a lot, mandy) of the days that my dude is here, i ended up watching two hours of wrestling. i am not a huge wresting fan, nor do i know much about it, but here is a list of the things i have learned:
- don't wear a jacket over your underwear. if your costume is underwear, just leave it at that.
- do not wear baggy pants in the ring. your opponent will just pull them up and do weird things to your knees.
- on the subject of baggy pants, baggy pants should never be shiny.
- the miz is not awesome. i don't care how many times you say it, i still don't believe you miz and i want to hit you in your face.
- i do like it when sheamus comes out and haunts the ring with his paleness. :D
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| for realsies. he's haunting your monitor right now. |
- you can watch wrestling almost any night of the week. or maybe wrestling only airs when chris is at my house.
- i can only assume the general manager on monday night raw communicates through facebook, cuz that is the exact sound my iPod makes when i get facebook notifications. or else someone has played a word on 'words with friends'.
- cage matches make people stupid. when you throw them off the top back into the ring, you should just roll over the edge and win instead of jumping after them to pound on them some more. for realsies.
peace.
Haha, that is wrestling the way I see it too. My husband is obsessed and I like to just laugh at it's ridiculousness sometimes.
ReplyDeleteyeah, i think it's pretty silly but that's the only thing that makes it fun for me to watch. :P
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